ALEX

division 1 crash out
Long love ma brothers 💸

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron James had some of his funniest moments as a Laker.

He was deep in his bag on this day lmao 😭

“First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day”

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

with all disrespect they ain’t me

[toxic king @toxicking]

Sorry you met me at a very fuck bitches get money time of my life

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

“If you haven't read hundreds of books, you are functionally illiterate, and you will be incompetent, because your personal experiences alone aren't broad enough to sustain you.”

— James N. Mattis

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

I been trying to get closer to God but sometimes you gotta call these bitch ass niggas a faggot.

[Feran🥷🏾 @feranisapsycho]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga never going back home LMFAOOO

[Skely @123skely]

That first 1-2 months with a woman before she goes batshit crazy is so magical.

[. @Fimiye]

Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

type of shit big show was doing to rey mysterio in 2003

[ALEX @AlexSoTYB]

check ya engine light

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you finally beat bro at a game he's good at and he starts talking about a "rematch"

[Real Racing @alwaysrealracin]

Bro who’s horny ass pit box is this

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

It’s always the craziest bitch you’ve ever known getting her masters in social work

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Fuck Sex...let's sit on this bed and figure out why You been Lying since I met you