Alexandria Stack

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

I just moved to a new state and brought my 8 month old puppy to my dog friendly work. He proceeded to have explosive diarrhea all over the carpet of the main walkway. I have worked there for one month. I am now dog poop girl.

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

What if there was a way to see all of the comments that people post on other social media pages? We would be able to see all of the trolls, the weirdos that praise celebrities AND the guys who comment means things on sports team pages when their team loses. Saving lives here.

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

A hill I’m willing to die on? Salsa is soup.

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

One friend in a weed coma and the other out drinking for the first time in weeks:

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

Ok this is embarrassing but I need to get it off my chest. I just paid 3x list price + $11 delivery on Mercari for a…. board game.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

@danbart3 @mayamae95 @s_renee18 @SaveWMU @danbart3, appreciate the acknowledgement of oversight. That said, you denoting that you appreciate all dance, cheer & band do for athletics IS THE problem. They ARE athletics. Remember these teams give just as much & get much less in return. Give back to them where you can. 😊

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

I spent $500 today but I have $200 in my Venmo account so really I only spent $300

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

Going to miss my botox appointment to do shit at the dmv and that’s cruel and unusual punishment

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

On the way to the dmv ready to cry

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

If you like or are even pretending to like football and you wear A BLOCK OF CHEESE ON YOUR HEAD you are a fucking weird loser

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

@megacon_2 Is this my bf??

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

Not to be mean but based on social media, it sucks to be my ex bfs.

[Alexandria Stack @AlexStackk]

Adulthood is this.