Alex Symsek

I used to play junior hockey but you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name Mike Honcho

[Alex Symsek @AlexSymsek]

The NFL Draft is tonight. As per usual let’s try to keep my phone line open just incase.

[Alex Symsek @AlexSymsek]

Fell in love with the girl that took my blood today. Hopefully we can have a fall wedding.

[Stone Cold Sid @StoneColdSid]

Penguins Twitter right now arguing over who is going to get traded.... 😂🤣😂

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Congratulations Rasmus Ristolainen....you are the 2019 NHL #Masters Champion.
#TheGreenJacket

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Look at these complete savages on the glass. These guys know a thing or two about getting piss drunk in some boot cut jeans. Fellas if you’re in Buffalo leave your girl at home tonight

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

When one of the boys doesn’t show up for Beer League and it’s mandatory to play with 5 players.

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

Goodbye, AB!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Nothing says sports more than ruining an opposing team’s fan proposal (🎥 @15SOF)

[Alex Symsek @AlexSymsek]

@Ando_Ryan Have you complained to yourself about the political climate effecting your 401k? I know I have. #fossil

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

A nightmare in a bottle.

#YinzerGoosebumps

[Alex Symsek @AlexSymsek]

@Ando_Ryan Buy a junior team and bring the cru back to Hudson. Get the boys fake birth certificates. Run show. That’s a no brainer.

[NHL @NHL]

Ben from Kenya and Sidney Crosby have reunited!

Ben is attending his first NHL game tonight in Toronto.

This is amazing. https://t.co/NaxdMHeuN8

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

*Canucks player ices the puck*

Vancouver media: he deserves to die in a fucking fire

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

memecepton

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

Joey Porter is all of Pittsburgh.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Mondays

[Alex Symsek @AlexSymsek]

@Luke_Arrigoni28 I’ll be back later this year also and why didn’t you stop by on you way back to Texas?

[Alex Symsek @AlexSymsek]

I’ll be in Minnesota August 18 19 and 20. Slide in the dms if you want to get together.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

A freak in the sheets https://t.co/DRgIS9gwhl