Alex Christian

Resume: • Good at Boggle • Can Identify Any Male Celebrity™ by only their hairline • Makes A Mean Spaghetti Sauce (admittedly using his mother's recipe)

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Wait... Did it finally happen??

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Please tell me I'm not the only one weirded out by #BuildSubmarines as an MLB sponsor??? 🥴🤔

#MilitaryIndustrialComplex #SpeedwayClassic25 #ItsBristolBaby

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

I just discovered @sombrmusic and I feel like he's "IDKH but Panic! At the Bon Neighborhood 75" and I love it.

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

This is 100% Aaron Boone's fault #AllStarGame

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

@RafaelaMVP_SZN Boone is T H E. W O R S T.

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Watching the #AllStarGame like:

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

It's even fun at the #HomeRunDerby 😂
#JazzChisholm #YankeesSuck

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

The boo-birds are out for Jazz Chisholm's abysmal performance 😂 #YankeesSuck #HomeRunDerby

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

> got tickets to the All Star Game months ago
> booked hotel immediately 🛌
> booked flight the next day 🛩️

> wait

> wake up on Saturday morning in a panic, because my flight was *today* and NOT tomorrow, like I thought 😅🫠
> said screw it 🤷
> Party in ATL for an extra day 🤙

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

@FlaPanthers No.

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Lots of things are going wrong in the world, but no one is talking about how they've been under-filling #PopTarts 😡

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Not even online @Delta is helping me......

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Been on hold, waiting to speak to a @Delta rep on the phone for over 30 minutes - c'mon, y'all. This is pathetic.

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

My flight got delayed by 4 hours and had me missing my connection, so the @Delta gate agent rebooks me.

I call the help line, and the agent tells me I'll be a "complimentary upgrade to first class"

Apparently 28A is now First Class, @Delta???

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

This is HORRID game management #StanleyCup

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

@worldhockeyrpt Is that John Carter of Mars?

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

Ketamine VS Keratine has been really amusing.

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

@AdamZHerman I'm reminding myself that this was intended to be a rebuild season 🙃😅

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

I've come to a very difficult position, but I think it has to be said:

The Savannah Bananas are for people with TikTok brain-rot attention spans.

[Alex Christian @alext_christian]

TNT Announcing and Twitter would have you think we're watching two different games 😂#CARvsWSH