Me at Planet Fitness: TWENTY-TWO!
(Exhales loudly) TWENTY-THREE!
(Clearly straining) TWENTY-FOUR!
(Straining intensifies) TWENTY-FIVE!
PF Employee: Sir that pizza is for everyone
My ideal relationship is that scene in Mr and Mrs smith where they are literally fighting for their lives and Brad Pitt kills two guys and makes a silly little move with 2 wrenches and Angelina Jolie laughs even tho he is a big dumb idiot
“He’s a freak, he’s disgusting, it’s unnatural the way he moves, I don’t let him near my kids, I start to lose my sanity if I look him in the eyes, he’s like some abhorrent nightmare escaped from the depths of hell”
-any QB talking about their WR best friend