Alex the Van Driver

he/him/his | alive and not much else

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@POTUS I think I need protection from the government now more than ever, and I voted for you.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@POTUS It's actually insulting that you would tweet this b.s. after signing away our lives for the Willow Project. Pathetic.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

I love that corpos are running themselves out of business by refusing to pay people enough to work for them lmao. That's the power of the free market, baby!

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

Sitting here with full bars 5G UW on the Visible network. I pay extra money so my data isn't deprioritized. I have Visible +. But it's too crowded, so I get nothing. It doesn't cover me at home and where I do have coverage it's unusable. Fuck Verizon.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

When I look at my employees in government, I think to myself "we should fire them all and start over." This isn't working. Anyone else feel similarly?

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

If you want to watch a movie, in the long run, it's cheaper to rent it than to pay a streaming service monthly fee. Cable 2.0.

Save money, consume less. Do you really have so much free time that you are getting your money's worth, anyway?

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

Of course, this only works with shows releasing episodes on a schedule. I'm not an expert on digital media or whatever. I just want to watch a couple shows! That shouldn't cost $60/mo. And so I don't watch.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

Too many streaming services. The future is subscribing to individual shows. Let me pay $1 per new episode OR sub to the whole show (and get access to all past episodes) for $3/month. If I want the whole network, then I'll pay $15/mo.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@nytimes can you help answer this question: why are mainstream media outlets stopping short of calling the people who destroyed substations "domestic terrorists?" That is what they are, is it not?

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

Economists want there to be a recession so badly it's hilarious. Tough luck, corpos will either pay more or die slowly and painfully. They've been destroying themselves for years and blaming everyone but their overpaid wastes of space.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@CosmonautMarcus @eddyburback Might be easier for them to program certain accounts to have one real like equal to x amounts of visible likes depending on some sort of algorithm. I am pretty sure Twitter generates its own bot accounts (but not all Twitter bots are made by Twitter)

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@eddyburback Did you have a checkmark before you started paying $8/mo? My only prior reference are complaints you made on the podcast about not being verified. And that was unbelievably long ago lmao

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@OrdinaryGamers I am on Twitter once every few months. If you see this, chances are you need to log off or maybe delete your account. Idk wtf Factorio is, and I won't find out :) lmao

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@alwaystheprince Is "STEM-based character" code for a character with ASD? My apologies if I am assuming incorrectly. You're a friend for life (this is Alex V from highschool btw lol).

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

Why do people spend so much fucking time on this website? 🙃 I click on the app maybe once every few months. I don't understand the Twitter culture. And I don't care to lmao. If you encounter this Tweet, you absolutely need to touch grass. Your life depends on it.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

When everyone assumes they are average, there are dumb people who think they are smart and smart people who think they are dumb. I'm just saying, entertain the extremes. We may be the most or least intelligent space-faring beings in the universe, currently.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

We are certain we are the most intelligent species to ever live. Yet, we approach the search for alien life always assuming human civilization on Earth is average.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

@adam22 YouTube removes channels when they fail to effectively keep its minor users "safe" from age restricted content. Adults can decide for themselves what content is safe to watch. I do not agree with censorship.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

If you want to know what my genitals look like, you need to at least take me on a date first. No free peeks.

[Alex the Van Driver @AlexVanDriver]

I am about as straight as I-440