Alex J. Vanche

drywall master of the universe

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Sir, there’s a second World Cup tourist fan eating and road-tripping his way through Southern states.”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Made the tweet while sitting on this bench

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We made it to the sea🌊

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

sturgill’s reggae cover of eddie murphy’s party all the time is the song of the summer

[Rockstar of Metalwork Guy @scottastronaut]

This is one of my clients in NYC. They only buy the best tools. You should see the roll off truck. Beau-ROC

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks]

Like many of you, I was troubled by my last guest. I’ve followed Jason Ladayne for over a year, and I’ve seen him do things with a deck of cards that left me flabbergasted, amused, bemused, amazed, and occasionally, gob smacked. Most of it, however, can be explained by raw skill. Jason is one of the best card mechanics to ever live, and when the cards are in his control, he can conjure up anything. But what he does in this clip takes things to another level.

Watch it and tell me what you think. I cut the deck several times when his back is turned. There’s no way he can see what I’m doing. After the final cut, which is left entirely up to me, I take three cards off the top, and put them into my shirt pocket. Jason tells me to remove one. Any one. I doesn’t matter which. And somehow, he knows what it is. Likewise, the other two.

How?

On the other hand, do I really want to know? I think I do. But the world is more interesting with a bit of mystery, right?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[teddy thinker @ratlobbers]

Sams Club selling the fucking Divorceinator

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The millennial urge to wipe your entire online presence and return to a landline, Walkman, and digital camera life.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

I fell in love with this sentence:

As you grow older, you begin to understand: your father was just a man trying his best with what he knew. Forgive him. He was living life for the first time, too.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Imagine this 19 year old kid hitting the beach and wading through the hell on Earth that was Iwo Jima, not knowing if he'd live another second. But he's made it to 2026 and his nation's 250th. And still a badass.

[Anson Ling @ns0n]

Early 2000s American designs having a weird renaissance

[GameTapeGods @GameTapeGods]

@cornbreadcowboi Gotta self promote that Fairhope, Alabama is a hidden Southern gem!

[trash jones @jzux]

they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

One day in HS, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "wtf are you talking about you" then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.