Alex Vicchio

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor. she/her

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

Shout out to the guy that told me I’m an Indianapolis 10, but a NYC 6. I didn’t argued, but I may have considered moving to Indy…

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

One thing about Indiana is they’re gonna remind you John Mellencamp is their home state hero by playing his music on loop

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

“ENJOY THE WEDDING I’M PAYING FOR.”

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I’m so grateful I’m on the same timeline as Lindsay Hubbard and reality TV

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I don’t think there’s one redeemable quality or fact about Joe Francis

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There are a few major reasons why RHONJ hasn’t been hitting for a while, and one of them was because they stopped filming Christmas in NJ. THE BEST EPISODES OF REALITY TV

[New Jersey @NJGov]

237 never looked better 🥳

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

it’s weird there hasn’t been one of those streaming docs on wilmer valderrama because not only did he date teenagers for a long time, those teenagers were: mandy moore, lindsay lohan and demi lovato

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Proud to have this man represent me!

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

Just got my welcome package to start up in the Senate! We start orientation in 4 days. No time for a breather but I’m ready to get to work.

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I’m tired of living in a world where unqualified rapists get promoted and survivors are told “it is what it is”

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@Conrad_Wilson What *the actual* human fuck.

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@mdnadam Nah, we’ve just been told our entire lives that the internet is forever, so we do our shit away from cameras

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Oh yes, in between my full teaching schedule, parent meetings, shoo-ing kids out of my room during my “planning” period, and trying to find a working fucking copier because I don’t have Chromebooks, I’m *also* doing $40k gender reassignment surgeries. Fuck outta here 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

Something healing about screaming the bridge of “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” while stuck in traffic

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

@Blueeyes763 @aidanthereup Reading is fundamental

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

Nathan Lane as Dominick Dunne in #MonstersNetflix is perfect casting

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@Lizzytrizzy In *this* economy?!

[Alex Vicchio @AlexVicchio]

The only difference between me and Chappell Roan is that she *hates* to say “I told you so,” and I get the utmost joy in saying it