Alex Wagner

Michigan

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

coworkering so hard i just said i don't know much about marijuana

[Nu @nakhyia_]

I get mad & wanna die so people can feel bad

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Nobody warned me that I'd literally spend my 20s losing respect for practically everyone I've ever known.

[໊ @meishato]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

I was a stranger and you did not welcome me.
I was a stranger and you sent me away.
I was a stranger and you put me in chains.
I was a stranger and you filmed my humiliation.
I was a stranger and you showed my humiliation.
I was a stranger and you did not welcome me.

[Amanda Serrano @Serranosisters]

I landed 107 more punches, she got a point deducted and I lost 95-94 lmfao

[Infectious Diseases @InfectiousDz]

You might not be worried about getting COVID
You may do just fine if you do

Problem is you may not do so well when surprised by a car accident, heart attack or leukemia because hospitals are struggling

Epidemics are about communities and not individuals. We share resources

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

no excuse for this

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

if we still had our wii I think I could get off lexapro

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

tom brady’s son putting on his chapstick

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

and my work at my clinical rotations is done 😎

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

if you see me in public and have a quick sec kill me

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

i almost tweeted lyrics just now jesus christ keep me in your thoughts

[stella @challlengers]

me and the girls once we’re vaccinated

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

I need to get it off my chest but I absolutely hate New Years. so much pressure for nothing let’s just keep swimming no need to make a big deal about something we made up

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

listen if this virus caused erectile dysfunction it would’ve been handled a long time ago

[Alex Wagner @AlexWagner14]

@SacFontana when ed sent us to sit in the office bc we wouldn’t stop laughing 🙃