Alexandra

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Your 20’s are all about collaborating with your friends on survival

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“this too shall pass” ok but could it pass a little more quickly

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Coming out of my cage a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶’̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶ to get groceries and then it’s right back in the cage

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

October… the Thursday of the year. Slutty but intellectual

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

soo i did a thing 😃

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

people are scared to admit that the best body type is like “works out but not quite enough to counteract the drinking”

[👤 @mas1z1]

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"

[Alexandra @AlexWasyliw]

@Dextacular I also found it to be odd to say, but when I moved to Australia, it became known that saying partner is the norm here lol. You rarely will hear someone say my girlfriend or boyfriend.

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

When Netflix asks why I’m cancelling my subscription January 1st

[Alexandra @AlexWasyliw]

@Dextacular Gary Clark Jr....he's more blues rock soul infused. Really good!

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

life rly is 1 blink then we’re 82

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

where im mentally at rn

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: they’re all so cute but i don’t know if i can take one away from its mother and siblings

pumpkin patch employee: ok