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a.k.a. LunchBocks/Shaggy/Wonk. Just the lead developer of the coolest website to ever exist. I do computery things; lemme know if you need services rendered.

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@metacritic can you contract me or somebody more competent to implement an advanced search feature for titles?? PLEASE?? I'll send you references I just can't believe how primitive the search function is. You can't filter at all and irrelevant titles quickly fill the first page

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I haven't found any mention of this particular mutation of sisyrinchium angustifolium (narrowleaf blue-eyed grass) anywhere! Normally producing a simple, six-petaled flower, I've observed a few specimens producing flowers with only 5 or 4 petals. What are the odds!

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@Chand1012Dev I tend to go months forgetting that Twitter exists

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I think it's during the post-midnight AMBER alerts when I am most envious of my Amish neighbors

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太高兴了！我等这等了很久了。现在我需要更多地学习；让后 2000 日快要来了！ https://t.co/SZx8oFSPgr

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If I get one more gosh dang amber alert at 1:30 am on a school night for somewhere 150 miles away I'm gonna locate the person responsible and deliver a firm but professional zitstimackie upon the dome

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SHOCKING!! https://t.co/YtnELZO7oC

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Is anyone else going to Shrektoberfest?? 👀

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"3M is currently doing French fries instead of a pizza slice."
— MNCPA

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@Binny_103 @discord I second this, can't connect from two separate devices

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buying her tickets to see the Rise of Gru because she is one in a minion

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@TheRealAttilla

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What's your favorite packaging innovation of 2008? Mine's the square milk jug.

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@SCOTUSblog Ah yes, add that to the list of...
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exactly zero times and counting that "fossil-fuel companies" have been on the right side of history.

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Thomas Jefferson adamantly believed that the living shouldn't be governed by the dead but there's a whole lot of damn near corpses in Congress 🤔

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@Mythical Wow, the twenty-tooth hundredth!!

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Juul clearly did not purchase enough congressmen

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Sorry @steam, I take back everything I said. Risk of Rain 2 works now

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@JacenConlan @Steam plz fix big sad

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@Steam
Steam down steam down steam down
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