Alex Wiegmann

Sometimes I eat just because I'm bored.

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

After careful consideration the diet simply cannot start until after the 4th of July

[jade gehrking @jadicus32]

@topgolf buffalo wings and mac and cheese 🍅 sauce = glorious. Think about it.

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@ItAMmLEGEND I also microwave my pizza rolls so take my response with a grain of salt

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@kcokess Proud of u

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@kcokess Wine?

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@TaylorTheresa4 Just swipe down like a normal person

[EmilieJohnson @MariePrice5]

If I have to press "continuing reading" on a Facebook status it shouldn't be a Facebook status. Start a blog

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

I think Apple missed an opportunity to call their wireless earbuds “AirBuds”

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

It should be illegal to heat up brussels sprouts at work

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@thepoolboy123 @AlexPlaysBall

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Craft beer drinkers be like...

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@JessAnnJohns Welcome to the club

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@ItAMmLEGEND @JessBoonstra Yikes

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@Boiieee I feel personally attacked

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

At work I always abbreviate the word ‘count’ as ‘cnt’ because it reminds me of another word that I really like but can’t use because it’s “not appropriate in the workplace” #professionalism

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

Is letting a balloon float away considered littering?

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@EsslerJacob This is a stretch Jacob

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@thepoolboy123 @AlexPlaysBall It feels like dart party weather out there doesn’t it boys? https://t.co/juAxpEmWJQ

[juul hand luke @yungrencey]

dartys are great until you’re blacked out at 5:00 pm with a dead phone and probably tetanus from the dart in your foot

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@JTHansen3 I think you’re supposed to look at the ball not the camera #priorities https://t.co/JxinWGwNzE

[Saint John's Athletics @SJUJohnnies]

PREVIEW: SJU Starts 2018 Tennis Season Saturday (1:30 p.m.) in Sartell:
https://t.co/nMFKlweaxg

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

@sarah_obrah AMEN

[Alex Wiegmann @AlexWiegmann]

Being a Vikings fan is like being in a long term relationship with someone who very publicly cheats on you every single year but you continue to stay with her because you just can’t live without her and maybe someday she’ll change.