Alex Woogie

20m - professional troller and autist - i play strategy and rhythm games
also payday 2 - future air traffic controller (i hope)

pfp by @azuremp4

[Alex Woogie @AlexWoogie]

@Prototype27F hi

[gurt @edeniahnum]

how i feel making fun of snapchat users like i don’t use discord

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@FortIS_55 the foolish man complains about rain when it rarely rains, the wise man has an umbrella ready

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@ShitpostGate settings high, 90 fps

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@playboicurrryy dont worry though he's only got 1 stone

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any arknights player born after 2025 doesnt know how to play, all they know is global range caster, yu s3, charge they mlynar, wisadel s3, and hoshi alt

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@Azanizz @HEAVYWASH_ words of someone who isnt a true investment guru (like myself)

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@GunterFehlinger @Zigga1945 for the 5th and 6th larp wars you need to clone mountain general 3 times and have him on france italy germany and poland, only then will you win

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@AqtobeCNO @s1no_75 5000 hours of playing some bullshit doesnt prepare you for a pvp game as well as playing 100 hours of competitive multiplayer will

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@Elk_Pilled @Sola_Requiem

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@denimneverdies I LOVE PITTSBURGH!!! GRAHHHHHHHHH

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@whale6x need? like 30k prob

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after ~10 years, coc is good again

[Clash of Clans @ClashofClans]

The Village has spoken.
Global Chat is back! It's bigger, better and safer than ever before!👉 https://t.co/MK56O4Gg2l

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@angelflesh3 normal people

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@cartibetter39 @yohowzitgoing @Midwesternerd_5 I mean, there's a dull machete somewhere around here isnt there?

[ConeOfArc @ConeOfArc]

Girls und panzer but the localizers cram in a bunch of shitty war thunder/world of tanks references

You just know they would find a way to put an "attack the D point" or "the loader bought the farm" and redditors would seal clap with tears running down their faces

[4N3URY5M @True4N3URY5M]

this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.