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“The Answer to all your Questions is Money”

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

Getting to say “Certified Pedophile” in front of an actual pedophile gotta be an amazing feeling

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

What if it’s the only song he does

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

USA vs Germany on June 6. A Tradition unlike any other

[Ethan Harnish @EthanHarnish]

Party at Stub’s tonight

[Drew @DR3Wheels]

@MLB

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@PanasonicDX4500 You essentially need Wilt to get 82-0. I think its impossible to do it without him

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@jaketapper got a news story for ya or do you not care about Trump?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

President Trump has no public events on his schedule again today. That means it has now been one week since he has appeared publicly for anything besides a pre-taped interview. His last public event was his cabinet meeting last Wednesday, one day after his trip to Walter Reed.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@rennyzucker

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@jongeeting My home town (Altoona) went 50 years without reassessment and now they’ve done it like 3x in 15 and people are always mad about it lol

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@FanSince09 @paratroopbrady This imagine is too well done. I know he’s made some freaky stuff.. which is on par for the GOP

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@JonFromMaspeth Most liberal politicians are pedophile racists.. so there’s that for ya

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

3 tweets about Shohei but only one about Sanchez’s historical month. Sad

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

Updating Shohei Ohtani’s quest for a Cy Young:

9 Starts - 55 IP
0.82 ERA/2.47 FIP
10.0 K/9
2.8 BB/9
.146 BAA
0.82 WHIP

Currently, he’s the 3rd-most valuable pitcher in the NL with a 1.9 fWAR.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Republicans are so hung up there being two genders because their personal child porn collections are only organized by girl or boy and they don’t want to have to relabel everything.

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

Republicans have to be the dumbest group of people on earth to breathe air

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The official Democrat Party account just responded to Stephen Miller with:

"Shut up you ugly f*ck."

This is the party that spent years lecturing America about civility, unity, and healing.

The party that cried when Trump was “mean” on Twitter.

Now, let’s recall:
-the autopsy they just released.
-the $17.5 million in debt
-the deleted Memorial Day post

This is who they really are.

And they wonder why they keep losing. 😂

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

“Help! Help damnit!”- Paul George guarding Shake Milton

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

They had to switch Paul George onto Shake Milton and that wasn’t working so they switched kawhi Leonard on to him. And he still walking to the basket

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@TheDomino @CNBC Looks like you gotta lose weight to gain market cap

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

If you put the brain of the average Republican primary voter in a shark it would drown

[AB @Alex_Barrett94]

@JohnnyWalsh__ I live between Fountain Porter and Kellianns so I have two but I get the point. Only part of Fairmount I miss is Black Taxi