Alexander

I’ll be here all week

[Alexander @Alex_Hariton]

Iran vs New Zealand is the game of the tournament so far. End to end football, both teams refusing to draw. The beautiful game ⚽️🏟️

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[Devin Heroux @Devin_Heroux]

Canada’s March to the Match continues to work its way through the Toronto streets toward the stadiums.

Beautiful scenes as fans chant and cheer and high five fans who are lining the streets.

It’s going to be electric inside the stadium today.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults that he would implement sharia law

[K(sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyett]

One of the reasons that both Neoliberals and fascists hate people like Mamdani is because he proves they are all liars who have effectively sold out their constituents to billionaire interests.

All of the pain we have been told to endure has been a choice to sate the wealthy

[Alexander @Alex_Hariton]

The percentage of non-lethal duels Vader has is around 70%, implying that his opponents have almost impenetrable plot armour. Let Vader cook

[Fox 🌙 @ahsokaswonder]

what’s everyone’s lowkey controversial sw take??

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I’m not saying MEN shouldn't provide, but make sure you provide for a "thank you so much” woman and not an "as you should" woman.

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

🤷🏼‍♀️😭

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Alexander @Alex_Hariton]

#NewProfilePic

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

type shit

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

Santa, this is Rudolph. He is one of the most undervalued reindeer in the North Pole. His only defect is he has a red nose.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

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