Alex Vee

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord

[Carlos Jiménez @c4jimenez]

“NO MANCHES… MIRA TODO lo Q TRAE!"
Es una fardera en @Coppel de #Chimalhuacan
La timbona ya llevaba escondidos en una faja 4 paquetes de carritos, 13 bolas de Minions…
Los empleados la descubrieron y así le sacaron todo.
La @SCCHIMALHUACAN NUNCA LLEGÓ… y la ratera se largó.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

This should immediately qualify you for a mandatory psych admission and not a run for Senate. We don't do this anymore

[Mario Salazar @SuperStarcomedy]

The size of the fight in the Takuache #Houston

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This will be the sixth time we kill Patrick Stewart’s Charles Xavier, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[Finnegan @Finnegan1435321]

Not a person. The nose is a canaanite nose, as is the slope forehead and the ear heading down to her neck. The skull is full canaanite. The sight of that skull should put you on guard as with the sight of a predator that wants to sadistically torture you. They really hate us.

[Wayfarer @wayfarer679]

"I fear our Pax Romana may be ending"

- Marcus Aurelius in the upcoming Nolan smash hit, "Aurelius"

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.

[milk @iShowShitpost]

It wasn't testicular cancer

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Nolan’s Odysseus has PTSD from sacking Troy.

Nolan’s Oppenheimer has PTSD from making the bomb.

Nolan’s Batman has PTSD from bats.

Has anyone checked in on Nolan? Is he ok?

[L a i n e r @LA1N3R]

Por qué pasa?

[jane @ijanedoll]

Idk, maybe when i lost my sister after she gave birth to my niece. We were told that it was uterine atony, but when I did my internship at that hospital, I found out it was actually a medical malpractice.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

The Virgin Mary Seiko Quartz, manufactured in Japan.

[kyro @wyakyro_]

I'm not kidding or being ironic... but this literally looks like a real-time cutscene changing to gameplay 💀

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Police bodycams and having access to social media has totally destroyed the Hollywood image of black people