Alex Springer

The second mouse gets the cheese

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This meme could get you 3 years in prison in the UK (actually)

[Alex Springer @Alex_Springer_]

Mad

[Conn @ConnCFC]

STOP DOUBTING AJ. WHAT A KNOCKOUT

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Only man to win 3 PL in a row (he did it twice), the PL and CL in the same season (did that twice too), the treble and 13 PL titles and still the last manager to beat Real Madrid in a European final. Happy birthday to the greatest manager that’s ever lived.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Ivan Toney between 2017 and 2021

[CRAZYGOONER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BillyKilby]

Haha brilliant 😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

“We won’t buy €100 million players”

*Sign Nunez for €100 million.

“We won’t pay out huge wages”

*Salah signs £350k a week deal.”

“We’re gonna get revenge over Real Madrid in the final”

*Lose CL final to Madrid

Can’t keep their word about anything

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

It's not for everyone.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Congratulations to Steven Gerrard who now has the unique distinction of bottling league titles for Liverpool as a player and a manager

[Shifty💫 @ShiftyIsGay]

she think she can manipulate me wit them crystals, girl u is not Thanos

[• @Afo_JJ]

If you’re my darg and you ever feel the need to go ghost to focus on yourself, please do. You can hit me up whenever you need to, this is real life

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

𝗕 𝗘 𝗖 𝗞 𝗦 🎯

David Beckham scored his first United goal #OnThisDay 2️⃣7️⃣ years ago ✨

#MUFC | #GoalOfTheDay

[skanks @skanks17]

I dumped my gf in 8th grade and by the end of the day she was dating someone else. Yesterday she married him. A little much to get my attention don’t you think? Move on, babe.

[jude @judelfc11]

worst advent calendar of all time

[TALLY @kreptplaydirty]

I could actually live in manchester

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Gary Speed’s death.

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