Alex Stewart

I'm going

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

@EvansKylee But dont you develop the same skills (except theyre specific to your job) during the first couple of years of your employment. Ive never really understood what critical thinking means or looks like tbh so you might be right

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

College is a way to scam money from those who have it and prevent those without it from changing income brackets. Disagree? Name anything you learned at college i couldnt just google

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

Kelly cut Bengos face 😂😂😂😂😂 LOOK AT THIS BOI

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

@emasten21 Youre gonna end with new in town?

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

"How do we rebrand chicken nuggets for adults?"
"What if we call them bone out wings?"

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

@existentialkush Bro what if thanos eats the heart herb

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

Kelly and I were bound to find each other. We both mixed mash potatoes and mac and cheese our whole life. And other reasons, but for sure it was fate

[Complex @Complex]

summoning circle, hope this works

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🕯 lil uzi 🕯

🕯 come out of 🕯

🕯 retirement 🕯
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[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

No its okay i dont have my 3rd midterm that i havent studied for just waste my time.

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

Our "get this bread" culture is just another way to shame noncooperation in capitalism

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

MSU hearthstone is 2-0 looking good after last nights victory 3-1. Aggro lineup ftw

[rachel @rachelmillman]

ariana grande selling a custom starbucks drink on international women's day is like. you cannot write better parody of woke capitalism than the actual thing. you can't do it. happy international women's day from ariana grande and starbucks. you're doing feminism with the coffee

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

Class from 11-12:15
*Arrives at parking lot at 10:40*
*Parks 11:07*
*enters class at 11:20 AS THE CLASS IS BEING DISMISSED KMS

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

Any of yall got wireless through someone not AT&T or mediacom? #fuckmediacom

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

Ive been saying I need therapy for months, should be no surprise that I'm messed up

[bernice @NekoLeet_]

Disgusting, imagine all of the abuse of power that goes unfilmed?

[Alex Stewart @Alex_Stewart17]

The one time I totaled my car my mom told me not to drive so i usually dont drive if she says its bad out

[fuckice @existentialkush]

mom invited me out to eat an i got a margarita an a mf like, kinda drunk