Alexandria Lemmon

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I miss when bills were none of my damn concern😭😭😭

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, expansion, and provision.

[5FITCEO @5FITCEO]

me when I remember that God's plans are better than mine

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

If you’re seeing this, may your mum never experience CANCER!!!!

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Lexie Seamons @lexieseamons]

they really said “captain benson, a photo please.“🤣

[Thighly Jenner @ilikearttype]

“all white top, all white belt and all white jeans, body looking like milk”…yall too young for me, not knowing a little Ludacris.

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando alguém está me dizendo algo importante, mas estou em uma cadeira giratória

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How it feels to say "okay” instead of arguing.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

*take advantage of the fact that you are young and have energy*

me everyday:

[jah🫀🎱 @lustclouds]

This girl on TikTok crying because she’s 34, been with the same nigga since she was 12, and he can’t stop cheating.

Bitch get in the field plz

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

You can hear the difference between sports cheering and excitement vs. danger screams. That neighbor is lying

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Back together, at Wimbledon 💚💜

Serena and Venus Williams will compete in the Ladies’ Doubles at The Championships 2026

[bodega peptides @bigsnugga]

one of her neighbors called in a noise complaint because she was celebrating the knicks winning, mind your fuckin business and stop calling the police like its customer service

[selwyn kane apologist @deannareads]

a Black woman couldn’t even celebrate the knicks win in the comfort of her own home without her neighbor calling the cops on her, and they killed her dog.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the concept of murdering someone’s dog & just standing around not giving af, she needs to sue them