Alex Malenfant🇨🇴

get frosty

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

People who think its Yanny...

-pour the milk before the cereal
-bite into ice cream
-eat pizza with a fork
-are a passive aggressive wing eater
-dont peel string cheese
-only eat the cookie part of an Oreo https://t.co/jhfUL7F7a9

[OpTic HecZ @H3CZ]

This is the video everyone is talking about, Yanny vs Laurel.

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

@vulturetrades $SPY

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

@SPXplays I sure did, thanks for the call out

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Crazy

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

Put me in and I would be the top scorer in the Saudi League

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the Saudi Pro League top scorer and top assister this season.

It's what he does 🤷

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

There’s a special place in hell for people who murder innocent children. May God have no mercy.

[Sound On Sound Fest @SOSFestTX]

Ariel Pink is back! Check out the full video for his new track "Another Weekend" 👉🏽 https://t.co/7sIxjmJDcn See him live @ #SOSFest in Nov!

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

If you order mint water, you’re a piece of shit

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

ain’t nobody watching a pirates of carribean movie without johnny depp

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

He died and came back to life before, he’ll be alright

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins has died at the age of 50, the rock band says. https://t.co/CLiRIPN2yP

[t.o.n.y 🗽 @tonysHIPHOP]

We're sending Chief Keef to handle the situation, have no worries folks

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

Hey #Putin, fuck you.

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

Soo when are we gonna fuck Russia up?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of the blood testing start-up Theranos, was found guilty of four counts of fraud in a case that symbolized Silicon Valley's culture of hype. https://t.co/0qsxC5ZUvj

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

I got banned from public restrooms. I’m on the no shit list

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

Out here saving lives. Respect.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kim Kardashian West chartered a plane for more than 130 people, including members of the Afghanistan women’s youth development soccer team and their families, from Pakistan to the U.K.

They fled Afghanistan after the Taliban government banned girls and women from playing sports.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty on all charges in the killing of two people during the unrest in Kenosha, Wis., last year https://t.co/KMGSXyxU41

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

The last thing I want to wish for on my death bed is a chalupa

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

I can’t do small talk. I once asked my dentist what she does for a living..

[Alex Malenfant🇨🇴 @Alex_malenfant]

You should probably sit this one out champ

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What tears????? I didn’t see one. Man knock it off! That boy ate some lemon heads before walking into court. 🤣🤣🤣