Alex

He/Him

[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

My 2024 bingo card was basic

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

Kick streamer Adin Ross just gifted Trump a Cybertruck wrapped in an image of Trump after he was injured in an assassination attempt.

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[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

British people today

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

RETWEET to WIN our Cookie Cutter and our Porntone Mug! 🤩

[Giulio Mattioli @giulio_mattioli]

Can't be said enough

[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

@masturkaity You’re tweeting this like I called you it

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

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[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

@masturkaity I would help even if I wasn’t dating you😵‍💫😵‍💫

[J {then} ha 👩🏾‍💻 @HeshimaSpeaks]

These rent prices are looking very RELATIONSHIP to me.

[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

@masturkaity No

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

told her i’d show her the world and my card got declined at mcdonalds

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

They were right. This was a proportionate emotional reaction that accurately anticipated how the following decade would go.

[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

So happy it's getting warm, just in time for the social unrest

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

u are not paranoid everyone is always lying to u and doing things behind your back and that car has been following you for far too long

[D FRESH @DouglasWhite99]

@hasanthehun hasan waking up and putting on the worst shirt of his fuckin life with full confidence

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“u look tired" bro im literally going insane

[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

@masturkaity It doesn't require drivers ed

[Alex @Alex_on_demand]

Love getting skipped multiple times for ski lessons. Rip $100