dyslecix writer

chose a degree for a language Ive known for 20 years

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

"Now then, let's come right down in here and put some nice big strong arms on these Uchiha's"
#sasuke

[mary @elaine_stritch]

sir, it’s the muppets. they’ve taken manhattan

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

This movie was made 102 years ago by the way

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

This movie was made 98 years ago by the way

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

[one Octavian after another @Eternal11th]

If dune part three opens with “here lies a toppled god-“ I am immediately opening Letterboxd and rating it five fucking stars

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Academy says that ‘MADAME WEB’ is not eligible to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars.

(Source: https://t.co/cPEAW43060)

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1353

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Oh ambiance sleep playlist you gotta work overtime I need u bro

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Me writing the first draft: I'll fix this later.

Me now: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

Chappell Roan isnt spelling hotdogs ?

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Finished the last interlude today at 5:21. That is a wrap: Wind and Truth, Book five of the Stormlight Archive, is finished. Tomorrow morning, I'll hand it off to the proofreading and copyediting team. 491k words. The first file I have in my folder for this was dated March 2021, though active writing started about a year after that. So two years and a few months spent working on this full time, with another year of working on the outline. Feeling great about this final version! See you all December 6th. The book, finally, is DONE.

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

@torbooks Words of Radiance (Sanderson)
Dune Messiah (Herbert)
The Last Olympian (Riordan)

[Cheebs @ChillboBagginz]

I don’t want to do adult things like “taxes” and “renew my car registration”

Like what does that even mean, I want to play Stardew and give my 8 pixel wife her favorite rock.

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

@decastell Will there be any signed editions in US stores so I won't have to ship overseas?

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

@decastell This is the greatest day

[Tor Books @torbooks]

Who's ready for a #sweepstakes?! Today, we're giving YOU the chance to win the Stormlight Archive Hardcover Box Set from @BrandSanderson 😍 Just follow us, then like and retweet to enter! Best of luck, y'all!

#StormlightSweeps ⁣

[enzo @amaybetino]

happy new year’s eve to them https://t.co/EGoJvnJgv3

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

@morganjennelle She asks me movie theater trivia and helps me at gas station pumps. I can't escape her

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

@morganjennelle

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

My girlfriend hasn't asked me to name a woman because the answer will unfortunately be Maria Menounos and theres nothing I can do about it

[dyslecix writer @Alex_tweeeter]

Movie theaters should sell egg nog