Alexa Anthofer

a strait song on the jukebox; a dance all night.

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Imagine being someone defending acetaminophen right now…and thinking you’re right. 😂

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There’s a special place in hell for people that ring the doorbell.

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I officially have tip fatigue. No tips to be given until after said service has been completed. 🧾

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“It’s okay to do less when you’re dealing with more.” 😅😅

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@rachguess @Spotify Yes.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Note: if you vote for a particular candidate because your favorite singer is doing so, please don't vote. You are too stupid to vote.

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Being a mom is just constantly switching out clothing sizes. 😵‍💫

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Ripp’s toxic trait is that he assumes it’s time to eat every time he wakes up…regardless of how long it’s been. 🍼

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there is likely a correlation between number of nighttime feedings & the number of packages that arrive at the house. 🫣

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I never knew how badly I missed daylight at 5pm.

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Alexa, play “Kokomo” by The Beach Boys. ✈️ 🏝️ @AndrewAnthofer

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Every day when I get home, I eat one uncrustable. Call it a snack, call it a craving. But it is a real highlight to my day. 👅

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do you think I bring 2 books or 7 books on the honeymoon?

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Been married for two days. Eaten ice cream for two days. Being married rocks. @AndrewAnthofer

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@jemkru Yes.

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@marbrad93 yes.

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is my TBR out of hand? yes. did I order 4 new books today anyway? again, yes.

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starring @AndrewAnthofer

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so many eric church tweets, so little time. LFG 🎸

[Alexa Anthofer @AlexaAnthofer]

✅ clean bathrooms
✅ sweep
✅ mop
✅ vacuum
✅ laundry
❌ dust (waits for @AndrewAnthofer to get home…“didn’t have time”)

perfect saturday 🤗