Alexa Brancato

[Jay 🦔 @JayyKess]

Schools are saying “we can’t enforce mask wearing” as if they haven’t enforced girls to cover up for decades

[zay @zayjones11]

i was just at a local home goods store w/ my cousin getting furniture for my place when an elderly white woman approached me at the check out counter. she looked at me w/ tears in her eyes... & then said “i’m from Minneapolis & I just want you to know “you matter to me.”

[Alexa Brancato @AlexaBrancato]

#TheCowboyWay

[National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum @ncwhm]

Cowboys often covered their faces to protect themselves. Our staff is wearing coverings for your protection. Even our logo has pulled his up. The best way to enjoy the Museum is the Cowboy Way. #HashtagTheCowboy -Seth “from Marketing”

[Eddie Dougrou @didgeridougrou]

Shit the simpsons really did predict 2020

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

This is my favorite video to come out of this whole thing

[. @prfctpoison]

@sapphicrue the vampire diaries. i was there since the beginning but julie plec did me dirty

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last year

[Emily Deschanel @emilydeschanel]

I love everything about this!

[Roeland de Vries @RoelanddeVries2]

@Relentlessbored “-There are no dinosaurs
-The dinosaurs are a hoax from the Democratic Party
-I saw the dinosaurs first.
-The dinosaurs are under control
-Only fat people are at risk being eaten
-We cannot allow the dinosaurs to attack our economy
-I am the best dinosaur hunter ever, ask anyone”

[Alexa Brancato @AlexaBrancato]

We’re under quarantine & all stuck at home posting lots of random shit on our IG stories. So this year I also said fuck it, who cares! It’s our quarantine birthday 🎉

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s definitely actually so weird to repost when people tag you in birthday posts on instagram, but i decided that this year on my birthday i’m going to do it. my reasoning is who cares

[Sarah Boxer @Sarah_Boxer]

The seemingly miles of beds being set up at Javits. It is absolutely unreal to see what the National Guard & first responders have put together here in just days.

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

She said “fever” and trump was OUT of there lmaoo

[Alexa Brancato @AlexaBrancato]

Literally did this for my family and just got it delivered. #Brita

[Danielle ✨💗🧚🏻‍♀️ @Daniellee_Reiss]

Do people realize they can just buy a Brita instead of 100 cases of bottled water or ???

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

2004: don’t eat French fries or else you hate America

2008: wear a lapel pin or you don’t love your country

2016: kneel before the flag

2020: die for the economy

[Alexa Brancato @AlexaBrancato]

This’ll be me on March 30 🎉 Happy 23rd to me 😅 #SocialDistancing

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

spending my birthday alone in quarantine and that’s ok https://t.co/fx3YHhpZfF

[Ally Carter @OfficiallyAlly]

I see a lot of people being like “I would survive the Coronavirus. I’m taking my chances.”

The way I see it, yeah. I’d survive it. But I might carry it to someone who wouldn’t. And that, folks, is the problem.

[dopemine_product @DopemineProduct]

@rahm3sh I already know I can't get the dance down, so this is literally me to be involved