alexa!

look like a Daphne, act like a Velma

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

Telling men to lose my number is my new hobby

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

25 and math STILL be making me cry😔

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

Just got stood up on a third date… Olivia must be dropping an album soon

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

Next man to ghost me is getting the celiac curse

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

@keepdrivinjules Oh???

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

@keepdrivinjules NEVER CHEDDAR (he likes it though🤭)

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

I be eating sliced cheese

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

I don’t know how to use a toaster

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

We go to the doctor’s to get check ups but who checks up on the doctors😮‍💨😔

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

I miss working retail and folding shirts all day and dealing with awful customers and having the horrible holiday rushes and coming home and hating my life. Give it to me NOW

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

What if I started lying about my age

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

If we can bark like dogs why can’t dogs talk like humans

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

✨If you’ve been looking for a sign, here it is: DONT DO IT. DONT DO THE THING YOURE THINKING OF DOING. DONT DONT DONT!✨

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

You tell your friend a story ONE TIME

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

I’m BACK baby

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

@keepdrivinjules WHAT WHO WHERE?

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

@JaredRamsay Please, never say this again

[alexa! @AlexaHuss]

@micah_organ Welcome to the club bestie!!!!

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

hey im setting a boundary. you need to give me your baby