Alexa

I enjoy running faucets and the color blue. I also hate ketchup and Owen Wilson. (she/her)

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

My dad planning on spending the day at a ~nudist resort~ on the family vacation while the rest of us go to the Holocaust Museum is peak Wilder problems

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

Me explaining to my dentist (who is an octopus) the issues with my teeth:

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

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[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

BREAKING: Trump and Elon reportedly seen singing Take Me or Leave Me at each other on the White House lawn

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

Thinking about how someone confidently called my Sauconys Skechers :(

[hugh janis @yxung_thot]

Jess, Alexa, (me in the back) at new light night

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

@yxung_thot CRACKING UP

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

I am living for the very obvious foam snow in Yellowjackets

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

@yxung_thot This is security cam footage from Peter Pan

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

@money226156 My gold string bikini is READY

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

Actual footage of me from January to December of 2024

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

why he look so much older it’s just been 3 years 😭😭

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

Guys remember when my mom died so I got the most beautiful tattoo in the world and was in horrific unbearable excruciating pain for over a month straight? Honestly kind of symbolic, kind of sums it all up, maybe wouldn’t have had it any other way

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

This is really so crazy guys. I’m obsessed with them all

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

@yxung_thot I was about to send this to you and then I realized it was you

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

Moms are a very frequent topic of conversation who knew

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

@_judyrobbins Okay I too have been wondering about this!!!!!!

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

You haven’t lived until you’ve been the first person to tell someone that Patti LuPone and Aubrey Plaza were roommates

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Tonight in Philly 🤣

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

I did almost call my mom this morning whoops

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

@jtothejo It’s ALWAYS Matt Damon

[Alexa @AlexaJade5]

In case anyone was wondering I’ve been telling my dad, Dalton, and Nathan the same story for 2 hours and am not even halfway through and they are all DONE with me