Alexa

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[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

I think I’m just an extrovert with social anxiety. Anxtrovert

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

I thought this candle was a cute gift until…
Obnoxious patriotism aside, can we address this abhorrent misuse of an apostrophe?
How do businesses get away with this shit 😂

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

The key was me offering to manage all of our finances (something that’s way too tedious for him) if he managed the meal planning.

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

I have successfully incepted my husband’s brain to make him think it’s HIS idea to start dinner before I get home from work 😁🥳

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

Some People's Parents ! !

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

I feel so much more connected to my parents now that they have iPhones too. Nothing like “Haha”ing a blue message from the one you love 💕

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

When you walk into a rural gas station wearing your mask in the middle of a pandemic.

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

I miss band & choir the most around Christmas time. Anyone want to form a small group to sing at nursing homes with me?

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

My anxiety feels like I’m hiding an awful secret. Like I’m guilty, and people will punish me when they find out. When I’m anxious, I overshare. I don’t want you to think I’m hiding anything. “Please accept me!” I shout, covering my face, for I have not accepted myself.

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

Is it weird to catch baby fever at a funeral? Something about seeing all the love and community around a family Matriarch passing made me really want to be part of that legacy.

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

Sometimes I feel like my head is too small to hold all the things I want to think and feel.

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

Pros of marrying a man w/ ADHD:
Can entertain himself with our cat for 2 hrs straight
Cons: he says “ALEXA LOOK AT THE CAT” every 5 min

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

@savestheabby @JoshVows Different time and different audience tho… I mean blink built pop punk on the back of the existing punk scene and has a majority male following. ATL took the pop punk genre and made themselves “bad-boy” rockstars just cute enough for young teen girls to swoon over (IMHO)

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

I have this great coworker who gets into bad moods and then it’s hard to talk to them. I found the trick is to show them a cute kitten picture before I ask a question and then they warm up a little ☺️

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

Nothing makes me gag like the term “trump era”

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

crossfaded at home and I just tried to light my beer. How’s your hump day going?

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

@aindraya That’s so pretty 😍 I’m so excited for you!!

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

Good news guys! Joe started seeing a girl with a BOOTY 👀 they’re cute 🥰

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

All my brothers’ girlfriends are skinnier than me and it bother me more than it should 😩

[Jesse Lehrich @JesseLehrich]

the full slides released by @WSJ are WILD.

in this presentation, Facebook researchers explain exactly how & why Instagram drives teen girls into downward spirals of depression in ways that other platforms don't.
https://t.co/8CMevqRn4Z

[Alexa @AlexaJessicaV]

166 years existed between the invention of photography and the first image upload to the internet. What an era of bliss 📸

[Kristin Mink (Moving to 🦋Blsky) @KristinMink_]

She used a free ticket to a party for rich people to demand they all be taxed more.

As moderate Dems pretend there’s no way to pay for a budget bill covering childcare, healthcare, climate, housing, & more.

This all makes perfect sense unless you’re being deliberately obtuse.