Alexa

I’m here for DMs and buckets ONLY | she/her

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

The only things that matter:

⚪️ family and friends
🔘 DMs and buckets

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

J Rich #heatlifer 🔥🔥🔥

[Josuélito @J_Rich1]

🤞🏾

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

All love between Flash and The Godfather ❤️

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

The analytic they won’t give you - the Miami HEAT are 100% Eastern Conference Champions.

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Just busting out Pepas every hour at work today. It’s gooooood to be a heat fan people #HeatTwitter

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

All of South Florida tonight! Congrats @FlaPanthers! 🐀

[Miami Heat Beat @miaheatbeat]

.@bucks 3-1. 1 more to go. 😎

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Just Himmy being Himmy. #WINNING

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

The worst feeling in the world is when you really need to talk to someone but you realize you have no one to talk to because you’ve been pretending to be okay with pretty much everyone you know and you are sick of burdening the people that know the truth

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

The best part was that within 10 minutes of the show ending I was back home on the couch eating gummies and watching boy meets world.

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Feeling ~extremely~ old at the venue

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

I’ve yawned so many times its not even 9:30. I was in pajamas with a Netflix xmas movie queued up at 7:00 and somehow I wound up here

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Roy Kent is so hot and for what?

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Girlies, ya boy with the receding hairline is a serial cheater at the least. These boys have zero respect for women and only make statements to save face. Why are we surprised they still hang out? Birds of a feather…

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Speech-language pathologists are required to have a masters degree to be licensed. It’s a necessary job for a society to have and I make a public school salary…

[Blake Zeff @blakezeff]

I’ve covered student debt obsessively for the past 6 years for a documentary (coming soon!). One of the most misunderstood parts of this debate is: folks with graduate degrees. Many seem to think this group is all rich (or soon to be). This is weird & incorrect.

Quick thread…

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Random kid “hey, I gotta tell you something.”

Me “yea?”

Kid “did you know that if you shake Airheads they get smaller?”

Me “yea! I used to do that when I was a kid!”

Kid “whaaaaaaat!”

The kids are alright lol

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

Just going to leave this here thanks

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

taylor swift has emitted more co2 this year than an average US american does within 550 years and more than a person from india in over 4,300 years

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

But obviously if we get KD instead I’m willing to concede

[Alexa @AlexaJordann]

I’ve been saying FOREVER that Dwyane becoming part-owner of the Jazz was a long game for Mitchell…