Alexa Passanante

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

Kanye really got Julia Fox out here looking like this

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

happy era

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

I’m not going to believe #BritneySpears is okay until I see pictures of her by the media.

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

Pete Davidson’s pull game does not surprise me bc being funny gets u VERY far

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

Imagine getting off a 10hr shift & going home to kids…. I'd walk right past them 😭😭

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

@PleezSayTheBaby One week!

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

@isamaru_ Love youuuuu

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

My depression is baaaacckkk lol

[Toni @Davszj]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

[Lex P🪬 @LexP__]

I did not know there was a difference between a pumpkin you carve and a pumpkin you cook with.. I..

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

My Uber driver is scary but also makes me feel safe. In a Liam Neeson type of way.

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

I don’t know why all the Uber and Lyft drivers in Colorado NEVER have the AC on. It’s 97 degrees out baby and I’m sweating tequila!!

[Im Unvaccinated @Theclydewebb]

HE DONATED WHAT?!?

[Jeezy @ParlayJay88]

I be in the house talkin to myself, doin stand up, karaoke, impressions. I love screamin random things in random accents while im home 😂

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Alexa Passanante @AlexaPassanante]

Sometimes I get nervous watching my Snapchat stories like “let’s see what this dumb bitch was doing years ago”

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

Somebody go test this out for research purposes.

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Adding “the fuck” after you finish spazzing be the cherry on top 😂😂