alexa

part time mermaid, petter of dogs

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

My dog is more photogenic than me

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@brandonarose @buitengebieden Aww 🥰🥺

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@brandonarose I will ask Kyle but he definitely doesn’t do this! Hahah that’s crazy

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@LaurenAnneBurg Wow that’s similar! So cool!!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

Guys I got the embark DNA thing back for hazel... we are shocked lol. Any guesses?

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@W0WOW0W This is embarrassing I never saw this tweet from a year ago.. so sorry! But I reverse image search and this is the images that came up

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@LaurenAnneBurg Wow totally with the brindle!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@izzzzyee Omg I’m currently making a profile as I type this and I’m so nervous lol but same! It’s hard!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

I’m thinking about joining bumble bff cuz it’s hard to make friends lol anyone have any experience with it? Im nervous

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@jaredmunson That’s good to hear!!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@paytenlongshore Yes!! I would love that :) come over and have a girls night whenever!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

I just found out there were dogs on the titanic and my day is ruined

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@ChandlerPfaff That’s awesome!!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@racheldolle_ That’s insane! Even when I was between insurances, it was $75 and I thought that was annoying for a 5 min virtual call!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@garretpfaff Ohh okay that works!!

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@garretpfaff @SeanTWidmer 😂 I already saw and freaked out! Kinda embarrassed that’s my accessory people know me by- Taco Bell 😂

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

@ashleyayala95 I think he’s younger so hopefully! 🤦🏽‍♀️

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

I just got a text from the business phone saying the client was home and I thought Kyle texted me so I texted back “omg that’s awk wtf why didn’t he answer the door” then realized it was the contractor that texted me 🤦🏽‍♀️ how embarrassing and unprofessional bye

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

Idk if this even makes sense but I needed to vent cuz I’m mortified

[Miles Pfaff @miles_pfaff]

I found the perfect gift for @AlexaPfaff4 for Christmas 🐕