Alexa Pittmon

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
- he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob)

How about your kid?

[Justin @JustinAldrich_]

Pledges vs brothers

[Sakita @itsSakita]

Interrupt anxiety with the truth.

Anxiety is typically triggered by a future outcome, so tell yourself what is true about the moment you're in right now.

The thing making you anxious has not, and likely will not happen.

Breathe. You're doing great.

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

DU always has puppies in their yard. Imma snatch one.

[ellie @evolelizabeth]

u know ur an adult when u get excited to just go home lol

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@victorialblack https://t.co/Gyr76MJz1M

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

Dear world!! I just melted cheese on top of Chex mix and it was amazing. I recommend to everyone.

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@Bree_135 I love it. Caveman talk is rubbing off on society

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

College is kind of like summer camp

[Bree @Bree_135]

Too good 👸🏼

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@billington6412 @alanswaggoner lol wait what class is this?

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@billington6412 @alanswaggoner Oh I'm the coolest don't you worry

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@kenziebeber Oh my god.... dude the other day I honestly looked up to see if there was one in corvallis 😂

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@kenziebeber We should tp people and hangout at Ava 😂

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@kenziebeber I can't wait to hang out with you every single day this summer.

[Kenzie @KenzieGillen]

Being a DD for girls is like having four kids. Two of them are crying, one can't find her shoes, and the last one doesn't want to leave

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@kenziebeber I have a final tomorrow and can't sleep so went on twitter for the first time in months that was one of the first things I saw &I thought u

[Alexa Pittmon @AlexaPittmon]

@kenziebeber https://t.co/Aqs227glwj

[lmao @aayylmao]

what to say during sex:

-you look like a microwave
-nice
-I wanna die
-lmao who did this
-no I will not remove my crocs
-boomerang this