Alexa Shaw

She's got her daddy's tongue & temper, sometimes her mouth could use a filter, God shook his head the day he built her, oh but I bet he smiled.🏳️‍🌈

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Bar Rule #394: once I turn my hat backwards and start initiating conversation with strangers, it’s time to take me home. Immediately.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Why the Grammy’s always be making me emotional though…🥹

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I’m judging you based on the cleanliness of your AirPods.

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

I am painfully invested in this.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Ugh I cannot wait to be sunburnt. ☀️

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

iMessage reactions are the best thing to happen to people who hate texting. I’m here for it.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Happy birthday, ya dirty boys. You’re alright I guess. https://t.co/kntCVyISt7

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Trivia question: “Which Asian country has the longest coastline?���
@ryleeenglish_ : “Is that in Africa?”

Low quality photo, high quality trivia team. @ Brick West Brewing Co. https://t.co/VvhFLvPNWB

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

I’ve been saying this for YEARS and will continue to do so: Rascal Flatts’ lead singer is just a big ole lesbian.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Hot chocolate is only to be used as a vehicle for whipped cream.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Brushing my teeth before my Zoom meeting because….????????

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

You know those days when you finally lay down and your bed is just so cozy and delicious?

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Quick question - how did we survive when the bars didn’t close until 2am?

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

“Look Alex, gay!”���🏼

*Jack pointing to two girls holding hands*

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

I’m not a frequent Taco Bell goer, but I know for a FACT that it tastes better at night. 100%.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

"You should thank your dad and I for not making ugly kids." -my mother.

Thank you, John & Tammie.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Should I stop taking roundabouts like I’m driving a go kart…?

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

The fact that I can say “20 years ago” abut something I remember is alarming.

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

A girl and her mama. 🖤 https://t.co/iqlSbKqT42

[Alexa Shaw @AlexaShaw21]

Me: “I have a tab open.”
Dad: “I might enjoy hearing that more than when you say ‘I love you.’”
#JohnShaw