Alexa

thank you, come again

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

unfortunately I am learning the hard way, that ignoring all my problems does NOT make them go away. who knew? not me.

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

If I said it while I was drunk, no I didn’t.

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

When will stop praising men for doing the bare minimum as a parent?

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

My anxiety did not need 400mg of caffeine today

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

I’ve been in Florida for seven years! I’m so excited to buy uggs this winter

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

I deserve peace and espresso martinis

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

I really thought I needed a therapist until I started hanging out with my brother again. Please someone get this young man some help lmao

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

I need to be back in Mexico, asap

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

Needa munch

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

Someone should really take my phone from me when I drink

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

Am I in love with you or did we just make eye contact for too long

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

I’m traumatized by white Toyota Carola’s

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

I thought I had patience, but then my baby turned into a toddler. I need to find more patience..fast.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

When I say I love classic rock this is what I’m talking about

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

@rileyhaldrich I thought I had more time before mine started swearing 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

@rileyhaldrich Bro my coochie used to just go numb for days

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

Caffeine withdrawal is wild
My head really hurts like this cause I didn’t drink my bean water

[Alexa @AlexaSicard]

My daughter head butted me in the nose so hard I swear it broke. I cried.

[Jim Cantore @JimCantore]

#ian now at 155mph trying it’s best to become a cat5! This will be one of the strongest hurricanes in southwest Florida history.