Alexa Rose

I love writing, pasta, gingers, and sarcasm.

[Alexa Rose @AlexaTheGrouch]

I keep hitting play on the movie I’m watching on a plane but then get distracted on my phone in the same 30 seconds and I just know someone behind me has watched me play and rewind the exact scene 5 times.

[Alexa Rose @AlexaTheGrouch]

Why do identical twins exist? Like, pick one?

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Why did we ever take panoramic photos?

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I can’t believe we’re still putting 555-#### for phone numbers in movies/tv. Can we grow up?

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@SierraChanell Can taste it.

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Bands just don’t break up like they used to anymore 🤪

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Does anyone know how to read without falling asleep? Asking for myself.

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Soup is so high maintenance. You have to heat it up just to wait for it to cool down to eat? Pick a lane.

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Had a soft pretzel last night that left me wanting more 🥨

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.@TheCoffeeBean is it true that Moroccan mint is being discontinued?! 😩

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I can’t believe people put on makeup for the gym. We’re living v different lives.

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@kaaaaatieem @CandiceC_W Loved this one too!

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I wonder if I will ever love something as much as I love lemony pasta with fresh parm.

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There's just literally no way the menu items have ~always~ changed every time I call the doctor.

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Linkedin stalking hits different.

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Are there any glasses that feel comfortable to wear laying on your side?

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I can’t believe politicians still hold babies…does that really do any thing for them?

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Newborn photo shoots freak me out.

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Can you break the seal with weed?

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Squatty potty’s are so embarrassing because it’s admitting that you poop.