Alexa Bishop

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

apparently the guy who streaked at the super bowl bet a ton of money that there’d be a streaker at the super bowl so he did it himself that’s what i call making it happen

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

how tf am I an essential worker ??

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[ماركوس @mrqqus]

Imagine telling this story without proof sksksdkdkdkdkd

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

The moderator getting treated like a substitute teacher

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

okay. why.

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

Big Ed vibin in Austin 8/25/20

[Cats & Crosschecks✈️ @catncarattt]

Which car makes you irrationally angry and why is it a Kia Soul?

[mknz @godessofshit]

Respectfully, Mr. Mayor Anderson, I’d love to know what exactly Lakeville has done to combat racism in this town. I’ve lived here my whole life and I never had a teacher of color. Kids display confederate flags at school or make racist remarks and receive zero punishment...

[Alexa Bishop @Alexa_Bishop711]

Tbh idk how the world is ever gonna recover from 2020 🥴

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

If you’re unbothered or mildly bothered by the 1st knee, but outraged by the 2nd, then, in my father’s words, you’re “more devoted to order than to justice.” And more passionate about an anthem that supposedly symbolizes freedom than you are about a Black man’s freedom to live.

[toxic king @toxicking]

“I can change him”

Okay rehabilitation center

[🦋 @fentygelic]

no one hypes you up more than a random guy on snapchat that you have no interest in

[Rachelle @rachellemaust]

I don’t think ppl realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. So if you’ve done that today or any day, I’m proud of you

[jake @twistedjakex]

mom said be home by 12 bitch im not cinderella