Friend: Hey man you feeling ok?
Me who’s secretly taking poison damage but trying to play it off: Yeah I’m good
-1 Ough
-1 Ow
-1 Oof
Just a little tired
-1 Nrgh
-1 Hah
-1 Oof
-1 Ghaah
-1 Kheh
-1 Augh
-1 Ough
Could I get some water?
-1 Augh
-1 Nrgh
I was at a Starbucks and 'Mr. Brightside' came on and the barista leaned in and whispered "I hate this song" and the manager walked over and put his hand on the dudes shoulder, then took him out back and shot him..he fucking shot him and everyone in the store cheered.