Alex10

Artist. Author. Developer. Programmer.

Owner of indie studio Sierra Industries.

Developer of Hellfire II for Lord of Destruction.

27 years of Diablo...

[Alex10 @AlexanderA76781]

Genkai 2 Paladin. Not bad for solo with no alter egos.

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Do you know how many fuck requests I get every day?

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I am the Blackbird. The parakeets have accepted me into their clan.

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I had my friend Brian over for dinner last night. I fucked him in the ass, then he fucked me in the ass. Then I barfed in a cup and he barfed in a cup.

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John, your cat keeps coming into my yard and shitting in my bushes.

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It says here when he was born he was only one inch tall.

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How do you explain this midget working construction?

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That's what I need is a piece of crap in my garage.

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I'm thinking about getting a tandum bike.

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That was actually my idea not his but it was awesome.

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One time me and Jon dated this cheerleader. Jon and I made some fettuccine Alfredo and we put it on her breasts and ate it off.

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One time Jon farted in my Mom's car and she told him to get out.

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This Kevin's Mac and Cheese has got to be the best I've had.

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That's like something Jon would do.

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I get all kinds of death threats.

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If I was vegan I would eat french fries all day.

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You know, it's not really that hard to be vegetarian.

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Mac and Cheese is dope.

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If I get my legs cut off I want it to be done by two gnomes riding a C-saw.

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[Alex10 @AlexanderA76781]

Life is hard. I talked to one guy in San Quentin, hasn't masturbated in 43 years.