Alexander Burch

Dad x 4, husband, lawyer, and USMC, #AppellateTwitter

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@SawyerMerritt 🤣

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

Thanks @elonmusk and @Tesla!

The Cybertruck PowerShare feature is quite literally a life saver during this hurricane-induced long-lasting power outage in Houston.

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

The coolest thing mankind is doing right now. This never gets old. Just wow!

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@RushmoreExt23 @RMFifthCircuit Brilliant! 😂

[Law360 @Law360]

The Federal Circuit ruled that a company alleging infringement through Amazon's patent evaluation program must face a declaratory judgment suit in the accused infringer's home state. The holding creates a risk for patent owners who may rethink the program. https://t.co/Ks2FF6cL17

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@elonmusk 😂

[Zack @BLKMDL3]

Even though you’re now a legacy Model 3, I still love you.

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@wholemars 😂

[Justice Brett Busby @BrettBusby]

For those awaiting the results of the July 2023 Texas #BarExam, the Board of Law Examiners has said that they expect to release results in mid-October. That is still the best information available. Have a good weekend, and I’ll tweet when I have more details for you!

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@Hilbe @DirtyTesLa @Tesla Same

[Tesla @Tesla]

First Cybertruck built at Giga Texas! 🤠

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

Great win for our client today in SCOTUS.

BREAKING: Justices Greenlight RICO To Enforce Arbitration Award https://t.co/ra24pf3Y2d

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@JusticeLandau Some paragraphs need more time than others. And giving it that time demonstrates the care and attention of the author in that writing. The careful reader will notice and appreciate this. That matters.

[Sarah Beth Landau for Chief Justice @JusticeLandau]

I spent over an hour writing a paragraph. It's a good paragraph, it does what I needed it to do in a tight space and I think it's clear. I would like the caterpillar to butterfly writing process to be shorter though. #appellatetwitter

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Yasir Al-Rumayyan has been named chairman of the newly created PGA/LIV Golf entity.

• Governor of Saudi's $620B investment fund
• Chairman of oil-giant Saudi Aramco
• Chairman of EPL's Newcastle United
• Board member at Uber & SoftBank
• Right-hand man to Crown Prince MBS

So, essentially, Saudi Arabia now runs professional golf globally — and Jay Monahan should resign ASAP.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

BREAKING: Lionel Messi is coming to MLS and will be joining Inter Miami next year, per @GuillemBalague.

Let's goooooo!!!!

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The Formula 1 calendar is a logistical nightmare:

• 23 races
• 20 countries
• 5 continents
• 240 hours of flights
• 10 different time zones

Teams spend over $100 million — traveling 75,000 miles and transporting 1,500 tons of equipment.

Here's how they do it:

[Alexander Burch @AlexanderDBurch]

@RMFifthCircuit brings the oven heat with this sweet 5th Cir. case summary.

[Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit]

This CA5 case caught my eye: the plaintiffs say their child’s allergic reaction to a mislabeled muffin at Whole Foods has caused them tremendous psychological & fiscal harm (among other things, the child won’t be babysat anymore, out of fear) 1/

https://t.co/4tsEIdk7oU

[KPRC 2 Houston @KPRC2]

BREAKING: Grand Parkway near Cypress Rosehill is shut down after a small plane clipped an 18-wheeler while making an emergency landing, according to officials with Harris County Sheriff’s Office. https://t.co/V5eaVIRByE