Alex Diedrick

Writing keeps me sane. Uproxx. UCB. Second City. Fallout fanatic. I like photos of food and my dog Sammy.

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

Could not agree more with this thread

[Daniel Radosh @danielradosh]

How Ted Lasso lost the 🧵

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

Still one of the all-time bests. Much different than the kids movie I thought I was taking my brother to in theaters

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

My tiktok FYP has become dogtok. It was only a matter of time

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

Dear reps trying to help me reset my passwords: I’m sorry for all the farts and butts

[Jacob 🏳️‍🌈 @OhHeyJacob]

A whole year of waiting for the right moment. Glorious.

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

It’s unlikely, but how great would it be if the orange asshat got less electoral votes than Hillary in 2016?

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

“Don’t be afraid of Covid”

Yeah I’m sure those 210k people were just too afraid.

[Jecorey Arthur @jecoreyarthur]

Breonna Taylor is dead and one officer is charged with wanton endangerment and a $15K cash bond. This is how Kentucky feels about black people.

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

Mixed feelings about an LA earthquake that would swallow us all up right now. It’s been a year #earthquake

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

idiot baby president

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

THIS IS FAR FROM OVER. STOP BEING IDIOTIC AND JUST WEAR A MASK.

[NYT Science @NYTScience]

The U.S. Department of Justice is warning about false face mask exemption cards widely spread online by a group called the Freedom to Breathe Agency https://t.co/nyCg97vFco

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

what the fuck is happening WHAT IN THE FUCK

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

Didn’t get the LA curfew alert again today. For anyone else in the same boat, it’s at 9pm tonight for now #LACURFEW

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

I’m at the point of quarantine where I finish a whole bag of frosted animal crackers in a day. So I guess I was also quarantined from ages 14-20.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“It’s your monthly rent, Michael. What could it cost? $10?”

[jake rasmussen @jakeras]

here’s what that one scene in antz would look like in real life

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

Another hilarious crossover movie ideas: Under The Tuscan Skin. Just swap in Scarlett Johansson’s alien for Diane Lane #movieideas #wheresmymoviedeal

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

@briancgrubb asking the important questions this holiday season https://t.co/cDr6aYDfBd

[Alex Diedrick @AlexanderDied]

You guy know you can just pick apples at the store right?