Alexander Gaytan

fastest cowboy in the midwest

[xan @G59_Xan]

a condom? are you serious? single use plastic? so you hate the planet got it

[jake @Baronduki]

Rest of the World preorder bonus vs North America preorder bonus

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

It’s always “sync your contacts” but never “block your contacts”

[sean @_sn_n]

american voters on November 5, 2024:

[Alexander Gaytan @AlexanderG82957]

sending reels about social issues is slacktivism like no other lmfao

[Locked Fist Monster 🔜 Dore @LockedFist]

I, for one, think we need more gay bdsm representation in our politics

[onion person @CantEverDie]

rightwing men being fed that college is a liberal scam for the last 15 years might be why

[Alexander Gaytan @AlexanderG82957]

@PopCrave aw hell nah

[Scotty @scottyneedslove]

sometimes i want to kms just to prove a point

[Alexander Gaytan @AlexanderG82957]

death to ai gooners i only like real dick

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[Nuriel 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @nurielsthoughts]

when i jack off they call it a stroke of genius

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

gop midterm strategy is still this btw

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

[paige @paige_on_twt]

France weaponised homophobia to create anti smoking ads (2010)
But the french are all faggots and it clearly didn’t work

[Alexander Gaytan @AlexanderG82957]

i need to take three showers