Alexander Gibbs

#rememberluke

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Netflix is so good at recommendations because yes I think I would like to watch the show I’m currently half way through

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Do dead people’s arms actually fall down as they’re transported by gurney as often as portrayed in media? I’d think professionals would try to prevent such an upsetting situation from happening.

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

The thing that makes me feel most old is not being able to adjust to these stores no longer being called Countdown.

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Getting lunch from a restaurant that has had Justin Bieber three times in a row now (Baby x2)

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Losing count of how many times I’ve told someone to have a good weekend and then ended up chatting to them further anyway.

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

My current main life goal is to stay alive long enough to get a physical copy of Godzilla Minus One #ibelieve #oneday

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Feel like a battle-hardened warrior when willingly walking along in drizzling rain without even putting up my umbrella

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Just noticed tweets now say “from Earth” when you click into them and if that doesn’t scream time/money well spent I don’t know what does

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Looking forward to the age when it’s respectable not to know any slang

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

What a terrific match that lived up to the hype and almost certainly the most impressive win of the last four years for the All Blacks #IREvNZL #RWC2023

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Just attempted cutting a piece of tomato with my non dominant hand and realised why I never do that

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Just got home in rush hour traffic faster than google said it would take me. I didn’t even know that was an option.

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Pretending to have an interest in car models and like I know what they’re talking about when these letters and numbers apparently refer to something desirable

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These people on TV overhearing conversations through doors or from 20 metres away while I can’t hear someone sitting at the same table and speaking above normal volume

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

I want to meet a single person who finds a third of a cup a useful measurement

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

It’s such a fun game to play to try to guess which body part will be in pain next

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Getting home in the midst of a cyclone and wondering if my hair was always like that or if it was just the wind

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

I didn’t realise before today but you haven’t lived until you’ve mopped the carpet

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

I can’t believe it’s 2023 and event organisers still aren’t able to control the weather #asbclassic

[Alexander Gibbs @AlexanderGibbs1]

Every time there’s a football World Cup I think maybe this time I’ll develop an interest in this sport and it stops very soon after I start watching.