Alexander Karlov

Creating stories to tell the grandkids...

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Bachelor stuff,
making it rough

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Unlockment achieved

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Nobody appreciates anything I do for them and it sucks

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Well... shit

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7/6..... more like 8/6 🥵🥵

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I’m glad we abandoned the girls😏

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What are bites?

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My chin is actually itchy 🤭

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Very clown 🤡 grufjrh

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“Let’s leave, they’re making out”

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Grippy thigh 🤬

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You look suspiciously beautiful 👀

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You almost broke my everything 🤯

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I don’t trust your right leg 🥾

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The universe really doesn’t want us to go four ://

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Why you not here with me?

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My throat hurts in E major 👀

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I’m washing your boob

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You meet your destiny on the path you take to avoid it...

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Don’t you want a hot wife?