Alexander Lowery

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glastoglastoglasto! @RobertHouseago @josh_mc01

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got given a big hug and a kiss from Mrs McClure to see me off to uni, what a babe

[Alexander Lowery @AlexanderLowery]

@emmashales12 can you stop with your hashtags please, they're just embarrassing. i barely use twitter and it's still too much

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'I like it hard' @HannahLGoold

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what the hell is that beat boxing bird advert?!

[Words @wordstionary]

English teachers put more thought into a novel than the author did.

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there's something very shifty looking about this horse

[Alexander Lowery @AlexanderLowery]

those few seconds when can't find an advent calendar window and you wholeheartedly believe they've made a mistake and haven't put it on

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@JackLovesJam good luck, miss you

[Alexander Lowery @AlexanderLowery]

not drinking excessively cos' I'm a #pusspuss

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@laurapamelaa LOORRNA

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@Ben_Helstrip beaut love josh xox

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#BYOB bring your own bobsleigh

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i'm like a pessimistic german vegetarian - i fear the wurst

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the new The Sun advert is top notch

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