Night sex in 1995:
• Lights off, missionary or doggy
• Quick, quiet so the kids don’t wake up
• One orgasm (hers if she’s lucky)
• Done in 8–12 minutes
• Roll over and sleep
Night sex in 2026:
Just randomly remembered that Michols ate TJ out while they watched #RHOSLC on #SouthernHospitality.
Possibly the gayest thing to ever happen on Bravo… and that’s saying ALOT.