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schmactor • plant dad 🌱

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I don’t pin my tweets because I don’t play favourites. I love them all equally and so should you.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

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The pandemic was craaaazzzyyyy

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HEY @PrimeVideo I WAS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON FIVE OF THE GOOD WIFE ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU TOOK IT OFF PRIME AN HOUR AND A HALF EARLY?!? WHY YOU DO ME LIKE THIS?! FOR REAL PISSED 😡

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What did I miss @elonmusk ?

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Coming back to twitter feels like if that dream about having to redo a year in high school years after graduating actually came true.

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Unless John Tory thinks getting to third base is playing a game of cribbage, I call bullshit.

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@hoganosity Apocalyptic Oompa Loompa

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Every time someone asks how old I am it takes every ounce of courage I have to say 31 instead of 30

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@reachguest You clearly dodged a bullet with a popped collar.

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Who is this? Brutal answers only.

(But please don’t be too mean - I clearly no longer have the confidence I did at 17 with 6 chest hairs)

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This guy has it figured out.

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@hoganosity Peter Gabriel’s Shaking the Tree made that movie

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I’m one of you to be clear

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This place feels like a hospice for Internet personalities and depressed 30 year olds

[Cup of Cheer @CupOfCheerMovie]

It's our first ever indoor screening and you're invited! Talk about a Christmas miracle 🎄🎁

[@gametheoryfilms @gametheoryfilms]

Kick off the holidays at the premiere of CUP OF CHEER at The Revue December 2nd. With an exclusive Q&A with the film's stars and writer/director + holiday drinks, games, and a chance to win limited edition signed DVDs and merch from the film!

Tickets at https://t.co/GcQlawDju4

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@hoganosity Honestly, thought it was immaculate conception.