Alexander Rea

DIY Dad, musician, cook, mechanic, nerd and now GC. Instigator and collaborator. Decent with technology. Can fix your printer. Can now remodel your kitchen.

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Drones are the hottest gift this Christmas

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@cartelmike Crypto mining ⛏️ 💰

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I simply just can’t bring myself to talking loud on my phone in public places. What’s wrong with me?

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A spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down is a terrible habit to form and could lead to obesity and diabetes.

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@flytip AG1 for the last few years. Game changer.

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@WrldsVryFrst @RGA Then the entire campaign would be about the ad that didn’t run. Wait, DDB did that.

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Hey @nytimes, I’ve supported your journalism, podcasts, etc. for 10+ years but the hour I’ve spent on the phone with your bungling customer service about a simple billing issue was ridiculous. Please do a Daily episode on that.

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@michaelmiraflor How many kids do they have?

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@michaelmiraflor Cable cost bits land but in this case Thunderbolt 4 cables like this are currently legit expensive compared to other USB-C charging cables.

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@faris Meanwhile, $5 spent with a creative agency that actually does what it says on the bumper sticker word art while consulting firms charge $1M because they convinced the brand that they’re going to get more value through Excel modeling. Also, this is super white privilege cringe.

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@michaelmiraflor Keep the totes. They came for the totes. As signaling as the WNYC tote.

The printing quality was tops. I’m shocked others have such garbage quality but great content.

I wondered who their target demo was in their media kit. John Travolta pushing Breitlings!?

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@tomfgoodwin I was hoping it had to do with branded pharma advertising rules but that would just be the U.S. and New Zealand. This is side of the road driving. Also analogous to colonization and imperialism maps.

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@EpicallyHarshed White oak floors of an apartment built after 2008. Most likely Bosch or Miele appliances.

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@WrldsVryFrst If you discover you have less time for a coffee fetish, I recommend a Rancilio Sylvia or a Mochamaster.

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@flytip How long do we call it Twitter? Will it be like the Sears Tower or the Tribourough Bridge?

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@michaelmiraflor Don’t cross the streams.

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@michaelmiraflor Call me and I’ll convince you that you need to get off your ass and just get shit done.

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@WrldsVryFrst I appreciate your social media content guidelines for brand safety.

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@WrldsVryFrst You couldn’t pump your own? Jersey is like that. Never understood. Change happens slowly. Maybe AI can pump your gas?

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“Sometimes you have to go outside of the regulatory bounds.” Sure, but not when lives are at stake you idiot. #OceanGate