Alexander D Slagle

i like dark offensive humor to be honest

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

People are too paranoid it's ridiculous

[Me @jwblvd]

[in the drunk tank]

ME: ayo where my phone call at?

COP: *sigh* who you wanna call?

ME: yer mom!

COP (to chief): Can he— can he do that?

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

I have a serious problem of doing anything for a laugh. I need help with being serious for once

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

*opens all chakras to help people with problems. Stole this * thing from @hannahfearless and @ljgrisham

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

"Diary of a Rapist day 40
The screams all sound the same."
Lmao

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

@hannahfearless if you have been trying to reach me my apologies my phone has been broken and gone for the past week I'm I'm... Phoneless

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

@KreigMcRoberts what uh you plan on getting there like being famous or rich or live on a hill like a spooky place from scooby doo?

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

Jeez man are such jerks that's why I swore them off for good am I right ladies? #girlpower joke for you @hannahfearless 😘

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

@ljgrisham I treated you wrong girl and before I ask for your forgiveness which I don't deserveI must prove to you I am better

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

@ljgrisham literally I am trying. I'm going to church helping at an animal shelter. I'm trying Laci!

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

@ljgrisham I know I am working on it though

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

Does she want the D? People don't know I'm brain dead

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

Day 5 without a phone:
It's been a rough time but somehow I feel better #ipodswag

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

I know that feel bro

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

For the first half time in a long time I feel happy It's been a 3-4 year slump

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

Red bull, day off, and American horror story to watch let the binge begin

[Alexander D Slagle @AlexanderSlagle]

Here's to another lousy year

[🌹 @princesa_nikki]

Happy New Year's 🎆🎉😏🍷🍺🍻