Jonathan F. Kennedy

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@Joeabraham1000 @dtmsez Thanks for finally paying attention to me! I was starting to feel like Boston Corbett at a circle jerk.

[Jonathan F. Kennedy @AlexanderSnakes]

@RobLegare Please try to come up with a hypothetical situation where a President would not believe that an investigation into their own actions is politically motivated and undermines their efforts to govern?

[Jonathan F. Kennedy @AlexanderSnakes]

@RobLegare Like this: There is considerable evidence to suggest that [Trump] took these official actions not for an illegal purpose, but rather because he believed the investigation was politically motivated and undermined his Administration's efforts to govern."

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@atrupar I’m sure the guy who once called a hoop a “basketball ring” just happened to be watching a Rockets mid season game.

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@AndrewFeinberg @GOPLeader @HouseGOP @realDonaldTrump @DanaRohrabacher Great question! You should've reminded him that after "joking" about it he actually said "swear to god" on the recording.

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@gnuman1979 @dougzgoodstein Doug Z. Goodstein wasn't calm when the "match incident" happened to him.

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@jonfavs Maybe it is like a "Sleepers" situation and Castor has secretly decided to botch the case?

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@MichaelRapaport @DonaldJTrumpJr Rappaport, whatever happened to that Jesus Twins documentary that you were putting together? I wish you'd release it or try to crowdfund it or something. Are you sitting on hours of Jesus Twins raw footage? That's gold.

[Jonathan F. Kennedy @AlexanderSnakes]

@dougzgoodstein @Arthur_Kaliyev @LAKings Since you're helping to spread Mark Levin's disinformation -- your "match incident" was well-deserved.

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@dougzgoodstein @usminority I know he has to pay the bills somehow, but Doug Z. deserves another "match incident" for helping to spread Levin's disinformation and bogus politics.

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@CHRIS_Daughtry @TheD159program Hey Daughtry, can you guess what tomorrow is? Wrong! It's the 75th anniversary of D-Day and perhaps more importantly, it's also the 5-year anniversary of your D-Day snub on Fox & Friends.

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@Deezy_Huligan @Lions @TheD159program This is as perfect a joke as I can imagine.

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@alienantfarmAAF @TheWhiskyAGoGo @TheD159program You guys going to stop playing Jacko's "Smooth Criminal" and return all the money you made off of it over the years errrrrrr?

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@jonathanchait The people fake outraged by anything referencing Barron Trump are the same people who creeped me out as a kid in the early 1990s by regularly talking about how ugly they thought 12 year old Chelsea Clinton was.

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@_EvanDean @__taylordecker @WOODTV Hey Evan, but now that you found this guy what are you going to do with him? You are like the dog that caught the bus!

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@atrupar Is there anything more obnoxious than the title of Mark Judge's book "Wasted: Tales of a GenX Drunk"? So lame.

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@TheD159program @jayleno "The good times (with Gibby) are killing me."

Isaac Brock

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@TheD159program @jayleno "When I think of all the good times Jay Leno wasted, having good times (with Gibby)."

Eric Burdon

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@atrupar @dougmckelway Fox News thinking that people are going to be "taking it to the streets, like they did in the sixties" because this family of sweat hogs didn't get fed.

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@afarley08 @BVan87 @hardwick @MrJustinGott @porthdreamin @AMC_TV @TheD159program Damn it, these Chris Hardwick allegations have permanently ruined my ability to enjoy those commercials where people apparently pay to watch Hardwick perform on stage with a mock up of a dissected house to demonstrate the strength of xfinity's wi-fi.