Alexander S. Ureño

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

I need another season of “What We Do In The Shadows” 🧛‍♂️

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

💀💀💀

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

When you ask the client what the budget is
https://t.co/JfzLS2HyiF

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Wine Shop Employee: “What’s the occasion?”

Customer: “Oh…um, living?”

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

@darylginn Clients

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

Not sure why I always decide to break in new leather shoes on the day of a party.

[Jason Antonio @jasonnantonio]

I can’t be doing these long days no mo

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

@clearly_nick Taking this as a sign to call out tomorrow.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

Haircut make everything better.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

Every episode of The Big Bang Theory is relatable.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

Casual does not mean sloppy.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

I love going out on Friday night; the rest of the weekend is for recovery.

[Josh Cousins @imjoshcousins]

If you want to fix 80% of your problems, read this:

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

Finally I’m off of work early. I dont know what to do with myself now.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

Maintenance is a lot of work.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

My flight-or-fight response is all fucked up.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

@bobbixo_ Gotta memorize the different fabrics.

[Alexander S. Ureño @AlexanderUreno1]

My service dog needs a service dog.