Alexandillo

[Alexandillo @Alexandill0]

@numberblocks Question! If 1 has one eye, and 100 has one eye, and 1000 has one eye... why does 10 have two eyes?

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"How do you count cows?"
"With a cow-culater!"

"How do you count sheep?"
"With a sheep-culator!"

4yo joeks.

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Zonk a me.

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This is my dad.

[Honey Pot 🍯 @Miss_Patriciah]

Recipe: Add 2 cloves of garlic.

Me. A wise woman:

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I built an arch ⁦@ScienceMusofVA⁩

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It me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i’m going to need a lot of attention today. i can just tell

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I'm a good pants-putter-on-er

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I fell asleep

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Carcassonne and dinner with dad

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@saucymincks It happens to dad aaaalllll the time. You mostly just suffer.

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Forks are like stabby spoons.

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Building towers

[Ian D @dixonij]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

THERE IS A NEW VERSION OF THE "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO" THEME BY THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS RELEASED TODAY.

[Alexandillo @Alexandill0]

It my daddy

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Daddy shouldn't be allowed to wrap presents by himself...

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I guess daddy is an adult then

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I'm a chess king!

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Able to make anything I want on a digital picture book... I made chess

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My cat.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Why don't I have school Monday?

Me: Teacher in-service day.

6: What does that mean?

Me: They need a break from you.